Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?
they’re like
you’re burning us alive
our insides are melting
hELP US
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Is it weird that some fruits look a bit …. well, symbolic… to me?
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What if Logos Told the Truth?
A series by Viktor Hertz.
Will work for a while
Best, everyone else go home
ha
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I FUCKING LAUGHED SO HARD. I CALLED MY PARENTS INTO THE ROOM AND REPLAYED IT FOR THEM TO SEE.
WAT
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WTF is with that hand gesture… is he trying to reason with it?
Omg cry
Like how do you tell someone that’s why you don’t have a door without looking like a complete idiot?
“Oh you know, I was just going through the car wash when suddenly…”
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they should invent
a treadmill
with a laptop built in
and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work
like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides
i would lose so much weight
and like if you wanted to download something you had to run
and the faster you ran, the faster it downloaded
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