heyfunniest:

Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?

they’re like

you’re burning us alive

our insides are melting

hELP US

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Is it weird that some fruits look a bit …. well, symbolic… to me?

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h0neypots:

ea5e95:

What if Logos Told the Truth? 

A series by Viktor Hertz.  

Will work for a while

Best, everyone else go home

ha

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emberlynlove:

blowmelol:

I FUCKING LAUGHED SO HARD. I CALLED MY PARENTS INTO THE ROOM AND REPLAYED IT FOR THEM TO SEE.

WAT

sohappynow:

likethedreamofyouihad:

theamericankid:

WTF is with that hand gesture… is he trying to reason with it? 

Omg cry

Like how do you tell someone that’s why you don’t have a door without looking like a complete idiot?
“Oh you know, I was just going through the car wash when suddenly…”

b4white:

Love her :)

thewinchesterswagger:

davestridersdirtydreams:

they should invent

a treadmill

with a laptop built in

and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work

like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides

i would lose so much weight

and like if you wanted to download something you had to run

and the faster you ran, the faster it downloaded

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blindsideddd:

window (by sara golden)

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